Phunny
Valentine
by Phoebe Carter
Valentine Valentine
My man is such a swine
I can’t believe he dropped the ball
This year another time
It’s the 14th of February
That’s the world series of love
Does he want to win this game
And catch my heart inside his glove
He didn’t bring me jewelry
He didn’t bring me flowers
In this championship game
I had to send him to the showers
I needed a grand slam
So I let him get on top
He got the bases loaded
But he was a short stop
On Valentine’s Day
To stay on my winning team
Get a clue, I’m keepin’ score
Don’t make me want to scream
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